Happy Hump Day, readers! Time once again for another online adventure we all know & tolerate as the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we congratulate Lou Holtz on his induction into the College Football Hall of Fame. And doesn’t he look devilishly dapper doing it:
What words of wisdom could the coach be bestowing on his throngs of millions of fans? Submit your suggestions in the comments section listed below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck! And Rece Davis could only hope to ever be so stylin’.
1:06 pm on December 10th, 2008
Wave your hands in the air! Wave 'em like you just don't care!
1:07 pm on December 10th, 2008
I'd like to thank everyone for thith opportunity even though I put all the programth I coach on probation. Oh yeth, Mark May'th a jackath
1:08 pm on December 10th, 2008
Where's that biatch Dana Jacobson? I've got a score to settle with her.
1:09 pm on December 10th, 2008
Ol' crazy uncle Lou's telling fish stories again.
1:11 pm on December 10th, 2008
This is how far I have to reach just to hug Charlie Weis.
1:13 pm on December 10th, 2008
5 dollar…….5 dollar…….5 dollar footlong.
1:17 pm on December 10th, 2008
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let me start off with a few funny impressions. First off - Touchdown Jesus!
1:18 pm on December 10th, 2008
You think Shiancoe has a big dong?…you should see mine.
1:25 pm on December 10th, 2008
Warning: The first 10 rows will get spittled upon.
1:50 pm on December 10th, 2008
George Burns didn't die. He moved to Indiana and started coaching football at Notre Dame.
2:03 pm on December 10th, 2008
"missed it by that much…"
2:10 pm on December 10th, 2008
Penis
2:27 pm on December 10th, 2008
I kid you not, 20 years ago mine was this long.
2:39 pm on December 10th, 2008
John Madden says one knee is a yard but this is how big a yard really is.
2:41 pm on December 10th, 2008
L-Hizzle in da house, givin' a shoutout to all my homies! Boo-yah!
3:13 pm on December 10th, 2008
"You think Shiancoe has a big dong?…you should see mine."
I can't beat that, so I won't try.
3:24 pm on December 10th, 2008
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around and folks, that what it's all about.
3:30 pm on December 10th, 2008
Lou Holtz auditions for the Penguin role in the next Batman movie.
3:36 pm on December 10th, 2008
…so to this day Bettis still walks funny.
5:02 pm on December 10th, 2008
I only used the nazi comparison this much…
5:19 pm on December 10th, 2008
My speech impediment is this big.
5:42 pm on December 10th, 2008
"…and then I thee ol' Charlie after they lotht to Theracuse, and he eath a whole theak thith big"
6:54 pm on December 10th, 2008
edit:I have a speech impediment this big.
1:24 am on December 11th, 2008
Then I told Jesus, "Stand there just like that." And that put that picture above the football field…