SbB Caption Contest: Dr. Lou, the Doctor of Style

Happy Hump Day, readers! Time once again for another online adventure we all know & tolerate as the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we congratulate Lou Holtz on his induction into the College Football Hall of Fame. And doesn’t he look devilishly dapper doing it:

Lou Holtz

What words of wisdom could the coach be bestowing on his throngs of millions of fans? Submit your suggestions in the comments section listed below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck! And Rece Davis could only hope to ever be so stylin’.

23 comments

  1. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:06 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Wave your hands in the air! Wave 'em like you just don't care!

  2. GravatarBrad James
    1:07 pm on December 10th, 2008

    I'd like to thank everyone for thith opportunity even though I put all the programth I coach on probation. Oh yeth, Mark May'th a jackath

  3. GravatarNick N.
    1:08 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Where's that biatch Dana Jacobson? I've got a score to settle with her.

  4. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    1:09 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Ol' crazy uncle Lou's telling fish stories again.

  5. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    1:11 pm on December 10th, 2008

    This is how far I have to reach just to hug Charlie Weis.

  6. GravatarWeakness Stakes
    1:13 pm on December 10th, 2008

    5 dollar…….5 dollar…….5 dollar footlong.

  7. GravatarKevin C
    1:17 pm on December 10th, 2008

    And now, ladies and gentlemen, let me start off with a few funny impressions. First off - Touchdown Jesus!

  8. GravatarLongso
    1:18 pm on December 10th, 2008

    You think Shiancoe has a big dong?…you should see mine. 

  9. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    1:25 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Warning: The first 10 rows will get spittled upon.

  10. GravatarShawn H.
    1:50 pm on December 10th, 2008

    George Burns didn't die. He moved to Indiana and started coaching football at Notre Dame.

  11. Gravatardmax
    2:03 pm on December 10th, 2008

    "missed it by that much…"

  12. GravatarWolvie
    2:27 pm on December 10th, 2008

    I kid you not, 20 years ago mine was this long.

  13. GravatarKevin
    2:39 pm on December 10th, 2008

    John Madden says one knee is a yard but this is how big a yard really is.

  14. GravatarEl Stinko
    2:41 pm on December 10th, 2008

    L-Hizzle in da house, givin' a shoutout to all my homies! Boo-yah!

  15. GravatarJoel
    3:13 pm on December 10th, 2008

    "You think Shiancoe has a big dong?…you should see mine."

    I can't beat that, so I won't try.

  16. GravatarBPR
    3:24 pm on December 10th, 2008

    You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around and folks, that what it's all about.

  17. GravatarUncle Kracka
    3:30 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Lou Holtz auditions for the Penguin role in the next Batman movie.

  18. Gravatarsimondice
    3:36 pm on December 10th, 2008

    …so to this day Bettis still walks funny.

  19. GravatarWallbasher
    5:02 pm on December 10th, 2008

    I only used the nazi comparison this much…

  20. Gravatarbrett
    5:19 pm on December 10th, 2008

    My speech impediment is this big.

  21. Gravatargreenie_12
    5:42 pm on December 10th, 2008

    "…and then I thee ol' Charlie after they lotht to Theracuse, and he eath a whole theak thith big"

  22. Gravatarbrett
    6:54 pm on December 10th, 2008

    edit:I have a speech impediment this big.

  23. GravatarLongso
    1:24 am on December 11th, 2008

    Then I told Jesus, "Stand there just like that." And that put that picture above the football field…