SbB Caption Contest: Diaw Dives Down On Odom

Hey, readers! Once again, we’re proud to present another installment of the soon-to-be award-winning series, the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

And today’s pic is a doozy - the Bobcats’ Boris Diaw tries to go low on the Lakers’ Lamar Odom, while a blurry Kobe Bryant looks on:

Boris Diaw Lamar Odom

Really, what can you say about the above snapshot? Let’s find out! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing! See what Jessica Alba missed out on?

24 comments

  1. GravatarShawn H.
    1:03 pm on January 28th, 2009

    BATWING!!! 100 points!!!

  2. GravatarSour Orange
    1:06 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Now that's what I call a head-to-head matchup.

  3. Gravatarspud
    1:08 pm on January 28th, 2009

    see kobe this is how to do it with out rape charges

  4. GravatarSneaux
    1:08 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Sniff Sniff.  Is that a tea bag I smell?

  5. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:09 pm on January 28th, 2009

    You're doing the leapfrog wrong.

  6. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    1:10 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Who knew "Bobcats" was short for "Blowjobcats"?

  7. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    1:12 pm on January 28th, 2009

    "Dude, not now! The SbB Girls are watching!"

  8. GravatarKevin C
    1:13 pm on January 28th, 2009

    So that's why he's called Lamar Oooooooooooodom.

  9. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    1:22 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Boris Diaw applies the Jenna Jameson pick 'n' roll.

  10. GravatarFrank
    1:23 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Looks like the halftime entertainment came early last night.

  11. GravatarRobbie Stuntman
    1:31 pm on January 28th, 2009

    ‘Fowl’ for Diaw

  12. GravatarViceroy
    1:57 pm on January 28th, 2009

    UNCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  13. GravatarBob Mantz
    2:14 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Another Nike campaign cancelled due to homophobia.

  14. GravatarSteve
    2:31 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Mr Potato Head meet Mrs Potato Head

  15. Gravatarbrady bunch
    2:59 pm on January 28th, 2009

    not that there is anything wrong with it…

  16. GravatarRobbie Stuntman
    3:53 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Diaw displays his three ball juggling skills

  17. GravatarJimmy
    3:58 pm on January 28th, 2009

    You're doing it all wrong…

  18. GravatarGV
    6:56 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Lamar: Boris, is that a spalding?
    Boris: Yes Lamar… what's my jersey number upside down?

  19. GravatarLake Show
    7:38 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Losing to the Bobcats really blows.

  20. GravatarOrioled
    7:42 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Frank:

    Please don't say "came early" around Odom at this point in time.

  21. Gravatarscatterbrian
    7:55 pm on January 28th, 2009

    You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? 

  22. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    8:03 pm on January 28th, 2009

    "I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

  23. Gravatarlowman
    8:24 pm on January 28th, 2009

    Lamar?  Blowed 'em.

  24. GravatarQuadruple Gator
    9:19 am on January 29th, 2009

    "What do you mean offensive foul, ref?"