Hey, readers! It’s time for another enthralling SbB Clever Caption Contest!
And we have a special treat for you today. In honor of yesterday’s contest featuring Cristobal Huet’s hockey heinie, we present a pic that’s four times the fun, and 400 times as fanny-tastic - the Denver Nuggets Dancers!
So, how would you describe this derriere-developed scene? Submit your suggestions to the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win an autographed x-ray of Carmelo Anthony’s broken hand. (Of course, he’ll have to sign it with his other hand.)
Good luck & good writing! And let’s keep it PG-13 or tamer, please.
1:07 pm on January 8th, 2009
But…but…but…but…
1:08 pm on January 8th, 2009
Babies got back!
1:10 pm on January 8th, 2009
No wonder Dick Vitale kept screaming "Awesome baby!" all evening.
1:17 pm on January 8th, 2009
"I'm sorry Mr. Clinton but you can only bring one of them to the Inauguration…"
1:20 pm on January 8th, 2009
You know what white pants means?
1:22 pm on January 8th, 2009
Ah, my favorite seats!
1:22 pm on January 8th, 2009
Kevin:
He does that anyway.
1:24 pm on January 8th, 2009
Can't touch this!
1:25 pm on January 8th, 2009
There hasn't been this much prize "booty" in one place since "Pirates of the Caribbean"
1:38 pm on January 8th, 2009
The NBA…it's ASSSSS-tastic!
1:38 pm on January 8th, 2009
Looks like somebody's out of hair dye.
1:46 pm on January 8th, 2009
Can't see the lines, can ya' Russ???
1:46 pm on January 8th, 2009
C*ck goes here.
1:59 pm on January 8th, 2009
NICE BACK FAT
comb your back pu**y
2:04 pm on January 8th, 2009
hopefully these guys are looking at my flat butt and not my horseface!
2:20 pm on January 8th, 2009
Kobe! Tell us how our a** taste.
2:22 pm on January 8th, 2009
Auditions to see who goes to Kobe's room after the game.
2:37 pm on January 8th, 2009
Come on fans… we're going to show you how to set a backside screen.
2:56 pm on January 8th, 2009
can you smell what the rock is cooking?
2:59 pm on January 8th, 2009
The Denver Nuggets Dancers (a.k.a. the Denver Broncos Cheerleader Trial Rejects) perform at the game last night.
3:16 pm on January 8th, 2009
Hey Girls look over here, How do you like my boner?
4:39 pm on January 8th, 2009
The "Butt-Slapping Seminar" is about to begin.
6:29 pm on January 8th, 2009
kobe tells us our ass tastes. first thing that came to mind, just upset i wasn't first. defentie winner
7:35 pm on January 8th, 2009
Smack that ass!!!!
9:54 pm on January 8th, 2009
I would love to smack their arses!
8:36 am on January 9th, 2009
How many butts would a wood chuck f*** if a wood chuck could f*** butts?
*sorry about the language… it was the only way I could make it fit…
9:38 am on January 9th, 2009
Ok…who yelled "Shake that azzzz…"
10:54 am on January 9th, 2009
Is this the new "McDonalds" logo?