• For those of you Tucson TV viewers who had their Super Bowl interrupted by a schlong, Comcast would like to pay you $10 for your troubles.

(The young lady on the right was smiling about seeing something just as long as Larry Fitzgerald’s go-ahead TD reception)

• Kobe Bryant helps the Lakers knock off the Knicks with an MSG-record 61 point performance.

• Marquette basketball coach Buzz Williams feels stung by an innocent media question.

• Manny Ramirez says no thanks to the Dodgers’ $25 million offer.

• Allen Iverson & crew owes a Minneapolis cabbie four bucks.

• Chris Bosh puts the kibosh on Stephen A. Smith’s report that the Raptor wants to run away from Toronto.

• The USOC is P.O.’ed that a strip club is hosting a “Pole Olympics“.

• The GM of Saskatchewan’s CFL team is in for a rough ride after being charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year-old.

• And the winner of today’s screamin’ Spike Lee caption contest is…

Agent Zero Tolerance, who runs to concessions & brings back this quip: I FORGOT MY MILK DUDS!

Thanks for playing. Get ready to wail away on a new contest tomorrow.