• Is there really any reason to watch the Fox College Sports broadcast of Kansas vs. Northern Colorado? Yes - and that reason is Samantha Steele.

• It’s bad enough Brett Favre can never decide when to end his career, but does he have to try to end other players’ careers with cheap blocks?

• Pacman Jones could be taking off for the Great White North. Winnipeg strip clubs already prepared to “Make it snow!” (It’s too cold for rain.)

• Why did Rich Rodriguez tear up during his recent press conference? Maybe because he’s being sued in a real estate deal gone wrong.

• Golf in England deserves a two-stroke penalty for banning beautiful caddy babes from the courses.

• This is why you don’t wear your World Series ring in the bathroom.

• Healthy NFL QBs are suddenly becoming in very short supply, thanks to carpet monsters and broken knuckles.

• Next up on the Dodgers’ PA system - “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes“.

• We’ve got a couple of questions for the Elias Sports Bureau.

• After finally reaching a deal with the Bengals, Andre Smith tries to put his best foot forward - and promptly breaks it.