• Move over, Allie LaForce: WHEN KEGSTANDS GO WRONG serves up yet another collegiate challenger to someday succeed sideline siren Erin Andrews - Liberty University sports reporter Samantha Steele:

Better watch your back, Erin!

On second thought, we’ll watch it for you.

• DEADSPIN feels pretty, oh so pretty, as the WNBA gives their rookie class some fashion tips.

• Papa John’s wants to make up for their LeBron James “Crybaby” shirts by offering Clevelanders 23-cent pizzas. Unfortunately, the garlic sauce will now cost $11.99.

• Darren Rovell of CNBC knows Big Brown is in good hands, as the Kentucky Derby winner is insured for $50 million.

• However, PETA isn’t horsing around, as the animal rights group wants the jockey who rode Eight Belles to be suspended.

• Meanwhile, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT argues if that any animals should be put down, it should be these Long Island parents who left their two-month-old in a running car while they watched the race.

• The WASHINGTON POST reports that Fred Davis was just resting his eyes, as the new Redskins draft pick slept through practice.

• David Woods of the INDIANAPOLIS STAR is fit to be tied, as the top two finishers of a half-marathon are declared co-winners.

• And the Dallas Stars only took four overtimes to eliminate San Jose.