HUNDREDS AWAIT KILLERS’ STAPLES CENTER SHRILL: Just got some spam from Ticketmaster (I know, you’re probably shocked, stunned and amazed too) about The Killers playing Staples Center on April 9.

Since the Vegas quartet’s latest album stiffed, and front man Brandon Flowers was last heard professing his respect and admiration for Green Day, I’m thinking they have the same chance of selling out the 20,000-seat Los Angeles arena as Sean Salibury hosting the Bloggie Awards:

ATTN Staples Center support staff: In preparation for The Killers performance, please fully install upper deck seat cover tarps normally used for WNBA Sparks games.