Saints Parade To Have Blasphemic Boob Embargo

TMZ.com reports during today’s Saints Victory Parade at 5pm ET, the New Orleans Police Dept. has been instructed by city officials that “anyone seen exchanging nudity for beads can expect a big, fat summons … or even a trip to the slammer.

New Orleans Saints Parade Boob Flasher

(*Bullhorn*: Put your weapon(s) down madame)

So with boobs not being tolerated, is one to assume that city officials will also be precluded from parade festivities?

10 comments

  1. GravatarS
    1:06 pm on February 9th, 2010

    Is it me or does her face not match her body at all?

  2. Gravatarchester
    1:26 pm on February 9th, 2010

    I’ll bet those real nice though.

  3. GravatarBoobiewatchin
    1:48 pm on February 9th, 2010

    Orleans Boob ‘Crackdown’ For Saints Parade

    If your breast size is a 36C or lower you will not be permitted to show your breasts.

    Anyone wearing a training bra, A cup, or B cup that exposes their breasts will immediately be cited and escorted out of the event.

  4. GravatarBoobiewatchin
    1:53 pm on February 9th, 2010

    Orleans Boob ‘Crackdown’ For Saints Parade

    Prerequisites

    Your breast size must be a 36C or higher to expose your breasts.

    Anyone wearing a training bra, A cup, or B cup that exposes themselves will be immediately cited and escorted from the event.

  5. GravatarBoobiewatchin
    1:55 pm on February 9th, 2010

    ughhh…stupid internet….thought it didn’t work the first time…to hell with you Al Gore!

  6. Gravatar1
    2:40 pm on February 9th, 2010

    she has fat ribs

  7. GravatarBar None
    5:26 pm on February 9th, 2010

    Come on, Brooks. Sucks that we only get the weirdo boob packages now. What the hell happened?

  8. GravatarKris G
    9:48 pm on February 9th, 2010

    Banning flashing in New Orleans? In February? And the Saints just won the Super Bowl? This is the most horrific American story of the year. Tracy Porter has screwed an entire way of life. CUT HIM!

  9. GravatarFarber
    11:23 pm on February 9th, 2010

    *bullhorn*

    Now that’s funny.

    Show us those tig ol bitties big girl.

  10. Gravatarbud
    11:01 am on February 10th, 2010

    BRING BACK THE SBB GIRLS AND FORGET THESE HORSES!!!! Yes I meant to yell!!!

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