NEW ORLEANS SAINT SLIP ‘N’ SLIDES TO INJURED RESERVE: A New Orleans Saints linebacker went to visit a water park, and all he got were these stupid crutches:

Scott Fujita showed up at the training camp’s cafeteria hobbling on a wrapped foot, a day after the team took a trip to Rapids on the Reservoir. He declined to comment on what exactly happened, only saying that he “had a little accident this morning.”

However, Fujita’s foot had no brace, explaining that nothing was broken and he was going to be fine.

So, what hidden H2O hijinks might have caused his injury? Maybe the wave pool got a bit too rough. Maybe he got stuck in the Blackhole Speed Slide. Or maybe he ran too fast on the slick concrete.