Thank goodness OUT SPORTS watches American Idol so we don’t have to. The gay sports website reports that during the show this week (what night is it on?) Ryan Seacrest showed off some of the moves he used to use on Merv Griffith that one might use on the football field.

The reason? Apparently “a very large, sweet young woman by the name of Temptress Brown was featured. One of the things that made Temptress so unique is that she plays football. Middle linebacker.“

In addition to getting down in a three-point stance, Seacrest said, “You come off the line of scrimmage. The linebacker has rush up the middle and go for the QB at times.”

His assessment of the positon? Wrong, wrong and wrong. Not a big shocker, considering his previous claim of being a star high school football player.

As we posted on back in August, Seacrest’s publicists felt the need to claim to TMZ.com that he was star high school football player in Atlanta (on the heels of him being announced as host of the Super Bowl pregame show).

Of course, it took about 20 seconds for that claim to be disputed.