Rosario Dawson Has A Great Pair Of, Um, Hands

Actress Rosario Dawson has had a pretty impressive career. She hasn’t won any Academy Awards or anything, but ever since she first showed up on the big screen and captured our heart in the feelgood comedy of 1995, Kids, she’s had steady work.

Of course, I had no idea that she had become so tired of the acting world that she’d decided to give it up entirely to pursue her other dream. That dream? Why playing tight end for the Carolina Panthers, of course!


So Carolina pulled off one of the first great upsets of the NFL Season yesterday at the buzzer with a heck of a pass from Delhomme to TE Dante Rosario. FOX decided to go to the game with about a minute left and Dick Stockton and Brian Baldinger absolutely murdered the call of final few moments of the game.

Well, that’s besides the point because the FOX production truck did something so hilarious following the game that I couldn’t stop laughing. First here’s the call of the final play (I have no idea what Baldinger is laughing at) but make sure you stick around for the UPS Players of the Game at the end of the vid….

Well I guess we have to post the video now, too.

Seriously, that’s just mean. As if Dick Stockton doesn’t butcher enough names on his own during the course of a game, now the guys in the truck are going to start pulling this on him? Isn’t three hours in close proximity to Brian Baldinger punishment enough?