Ronaldo’s Lady Friend A Drug-Dealing Prostitute?

As the old saying goes, there’s a silver lining on every cloud. So, for soccer superstar Christiano Ronaldo, while hearing that his current lady interest actually moonlights as a high-priced, drug-dealing “lady of the evening” isn’t the greatest news, at least he can take solace in the fact that she’s making upwards of £2,000 a night, or a whooping $3,600 in American money!

Fernanda, Ronaldo's girlfriend

(Worth $3,600 a night?)

The NEWS OF THE WORLD - (Warning: The following link will take you to a website with exposed breasts!) - is reporting that the above woman, 26-year-old Brazilian beauty Fernanda, who has been secretly dating Ronaldo for a few years now, is actually a high-priced hooker. And Ronaldo has no idea!

And how do they know all of this? By having one of their own reporters actually take the plunge and visit the lovely Fernanda in a hotel room to negotiate the fee. Now that’s what we call investigative journalism!

From NEWS OF THE WORLD:

Our booking was arranged through an outfit called the London Escort Gallery. After taking our man’s name and contact number, they confirmed the arrangement within the hour and texted us Fernanda’s working address, a luxury apartment in South Kensington, just a stone’s throw from Brompton Road. It was Sunday evening and Fernanda was dressed in a figure-hugging crimson dress.

Keen to relax our man, she offered him a drink before beckoning him to the double bed which was draped in expensive linen and adorned with plump velvet cushions. She played seductive mood music on her CD player and began gyrating provocatively while slowly peeling off her dress to reveal a slinky black G string.

Caressing herself, she again motioned for our man to join her on the bed but as he made his excuses and prepared to leave, she discussed arranging a second meeting.

“Made his excuse” to leave? Sure …

In any case, hats off to the fine news organization for lowering themselves into the seedy underworld of extremely attractive women gyrating in provocative clothing. You are truly doing the Lord’s work, sirs.