I was just admiring Natalin Avci’s Twitter background image - in which she’s featured on all fours in bra and panties on a bed - when I read one of her latest Tweets:
“I know the Lord is gonna reward me for all the sacrifices I’ve made for my family, career & remaining abstinent!”
The last 48 hours have been a touch trying for Ron-Ron, so I highly advise he not click-through.












4:04 pm on November 26th, 2009
Mmmmm…I’m smellin’ lamb kebabs…nice.
12:47 am on November 27th, 2009
Yeah!!! Bedonkadonk without the Kardashian…..
12:35 pm on November 28th, 2009
How could anyone look at that and say “I’d rather sleep with a man?” WTF?