• THE SCORES REPORT learns how Roger Clemens was able to rise to the occasion so many time on the mound - he was taking Viagra during games.

No wonder the Rocket’s been so randy with Mindy & all those other girls.

• Meanwhile, THE SPORTING BLOG pedals up news that a Belgian cyclist was caught doing cocaine. But since it wasn’t before or during a race, he wasn’t breaking any riding rules.

• Attention, ladies & gentlemen: The BUFFALO NEWS reports that the Bills’ P.A. announcer has been arrested for hosting an underage drinking party.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY knows nothing impresses strength & conditioning coaches like killing an alligator with a shovel.

• CHRIS OLDS of the ORLANDO SENTINEL breaks out the shoeboxes, as he creates some trading cards of famous sports movie athletes.

• MDS of AOL FANHOUSE learns that the mother of Pat Tillman wants the NFL to help her find out what really happened to her son.

• The MIAMI HERALD’S FISH BYTES reels in the tale of the man who caught Ken Griffey Jr.’s 600th home run.

• The DENVER POST cashes in on news that Jake Plummer is willing to pay $3.5 million not to play with the Buccaneers.