ROCKIES FAN WILL GIVE UP PLAYBOYS TO GET SERIES TIX: A Rockies fan is desperate to get World Series tickets. So desperate, that he’s willing to part with his most prized possession - 25 years’ worth of Playboy magazines:

CBS 4 DENVER flips through the pages of the unique offer from Bobby Padilla. The Little League coach - there’s a shocker! - explains that he’ll give up the priceless & clothes-less collections, just for the chance to take his son to a Series game.

And the fact that his wife told him to get the nudie mags out of the house.

Padilla said he bought the boxes brimming with babes in the buff a few years ago from a friend as a favor.

Uh-huh. Bought them “from a friend” as a “favor”. Sure.

Anyway, the Bunny Boys found out about Padilla’s barter, and put him on Playboy Radio, asking him why he would sell off such mammary memories.

He said he did try the suggested route of purchasing tickets online, but we all know how well that turned out.