No crosstown trips necessary for USC football fans - for now.

• In case you didn’t know, Roger Clemens was in Washington today.

• Those crazy Chris Berman clips have been booted off YouTube.

• Is Michael Wilbon swiping NBA All-Star ideas from bloggers?

• The guy who made “Bull Durham” is planning to produce a film about the Barry Bonds-BALCO saga.

• The NCAA comes a-calling on Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson.

• While Tim Hardaway might be OK with gay people, Brady Quinn might not.

• Andrea Kremer is not happy with the ouster of Suzy Kolber & Michele Tafoya from the Monday Night sidelines.

• Uno means number one at the Westminster Dog Show.

• Bob Davie’s not heading back to Texas A&M.

• Michael Phelps shows off everything & more in the new Speedo swimming suit.