• MR. IRRELEVANT takes a swing at presenting their Rob Deer All-Stars:
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• Speaking of big swingers, CRACKED shakes their head at these 9 bewildering baseball moments.
• THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES puts on their jumping shoes and tells you how to hop on the right bandwagon.
• DOBERMAN ON THE DIAMOND equates the current pennant races to the various genres of adult cinema:
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• KDVR-TV makes sure the band is off the field, as John Elway is now coaching high school football.
• BLOWN COVERAGE adds up these items that would have fared better than the Orioles pitching staff on Wednesday.
• The CHICAGO SUN-TIMES feels young again, as 10-Year-Olds are giving Rex Grossman advice on handling the center snap:
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• The CHARLESTON DAILY MAIL tries harder, as they take a look at a business renting cars for road races.
• CNN digests news that the T-Rex could have outrun David Beckham - and maybe put more butts in the seats, just before eating them.
• Runners maybe be feeling lighter in their long-distance loafers, if we were to believe this YAHOO SPORTS headline:
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• The DETROIT FREE PRESS has legendary broadcaster Erine Halwell calling out to all to help save Tiger Stadium.
• The NEW YORK SUN putts in with news that Mayor Bloomberg’s golf game is getting better.
