Ricky Williams Resists The Urge To Smoke Weed

Considering that Ricky Williams has cost himself millions of dollars in his NFL career by testing positive for marijuana four times, we come to understand one thing: Ricky Williams really likes to get high. I mean, if I were in Ricky’s position I would probably just forget about the weed, and get high like rich people are meant to get high. By having my doctor write me some bogus prescriptions, but Ricky? Ricky just wants the weed, man.

So it’s no surprise that the last three days had to be pretty tough on him. The Miami Dolphins were on a bye this weekend, so Ricky really didn’t have anything better to do than sit around his house. It was the perfect time for him to just roll a couple joints and just chill out.  Well, thankfully for Ricky and the Dolphins, he was able to fight that urge.


”Most definitely,” Williams said. ‘It’s greater because, like, Thursday, coach told us we had Friday off, so automatically your mind, which is so constrained since training camp began — every day is a grind, it’s a grind, it’s a grind — and then Coach says `you’re free.’ And the mind says, `I’m free, what can I do?’

“So there was definitely an urge. But I just thought about what I have to lose and it was easy. The urge didn’t last very long.”

“Plus, like, there was a Aqua Teen Hunger Force marathon on Adult Swim, and like, it was hard to not get high while watching that. Like, it’s so much funnier when your baked, you know? Like, man, it’s like just so much better. What were we talking about?”

Seriously, though, we’re all very proud of you, Ricky. You managed to go an entire three days without getting high. That’s something to be proud of, and something that calls for a celebration of sorts. If only I could think of a way for us to celebrate.