Rick Sutcliffe Wanted To Kill Reggie Jackson

• AOL FANHOUSE gets beaned by news that Rick Sutcliffe wanted to kill Reggie Jackson:

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• The season hasn’t started yet but Scott Wolf of the L.A. DAILY NEWS has USC Coach Pete Carroll already transferring blame.

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• MAIZE ‘N’ BREW says you might as well call him Had Henne, as the Michigan QB will be missing a ‘C’ this season.

• Venus & Serena are quite animated, as EURWEB reports the Williams sisters will be appearing on a Cartoon Network special.

• SONS OF SAM MALONE crap out with their lucky 7 athletes who blew it all:

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• PART MULE needs some protection in witnessing the penatlies faced on this Japanese game show.

• The BUFFALO NEWS gives a toast in tracking down the elusive beer vendor the Earl of Bud.

• The CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER barks out news that the Browns are planning to clean up the Dawg Pound this season:

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• SLAM ONLINE cashes in on news that Agent Zero isn’t too impressed with Richard Jefferson’s donation to the University of Arizona.

• Speaking of money matters, RUMORS AND RANTS wants Nike bigwig Phil Knight to hand over some hundreds to the Hoosier boys & girls.

• The TORONTO STAR reports on the nightly TV tug-o-war between Oakland A’s GM Billy Beane and his wife: “She wants to watch the baseball highlights on (ESPN’s) SportsCenter. I want to watch Fox Soccer Channel.”

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• WINNING THE TURNOVER BATTLE closes the door, as they feel a bad draft from ESPN’s fantasy football show.