Rick Pitino Pays Woman $3,000 To Have Abortion

Rick Pitino paid $3,000 to escape the possibility of parenthood with the woman accused of extorting him. Will Louisville keep Rick in the Cards?

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• No wonder Reggie Miller has been so smitten with Ali Kay - she’s quite the fashion designer.

• The Pittsburgh Steelers show their own version of the shotgun formation.

• Kids at a Virginia basketball camp learn that Michael Vick is a wholesome, blameless creature.

• Whoever took it, please give Baron Davis’ laptop back - he has some “private images” he’d like to keep private.

• Jilted soccer fans in Brazil declare RonaldoKing of the Transvestites“.

• Cubs skipper Lou Piniella gets really frustrated when you ask him questions about feeling frustrated.

Jeanie Buss believes Phil Jackson will be leading the Lakers longer than most people expect.

Chad Ochocinco expands his horizons by Twittering smack with bloggers.

• Out of Oakland, DeAngelo Hall rips the Raiders & destroys Al Davis.