â€¢ DEADSPIN gets all twisted in Ankiel-Mania:
â€¢ LARRY BROWN SPORTS throws in the towel upon hearing that Mark Cuban would let his team lose in certain situations.
â€¢ FAN IQ checks the personals, as Michael Vick is running out of friends.
â€¢ The ELYRIA (OH) CHRONICLE-TELEGRAM has a full (ac)count of Grady Sizemore whiffing against a 7-year-old:
â€¢ Now that Barry has passed* Hank, THE BIG LEAD wonders what’s Pedro Gomez to do?
â€¢ AWFUL ANNOUNCING notes the NBA has unleashed yet another new slogan.
â€¢ The ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER beef-tips us news that Luke Walton will have another chance to get burned, as Bill’s boy will appear at a BBQ restaurant grand opening:
â€¢ The COLUMBIA (SC) STATE trades in o-lines for octaves, as a former South Carolina football player tries out for “American Idol”.
â€¢ TRUE HOOP is not pleased knowing the Sonics may soon skedattle from Seattle for Sooner Country.
â€¢ CBS SPORTSLINE does a 1040 in reporting that Darryl Strawberry is once again in trouble with the IRS:
â€¢ ANGRY T is walking tall in presenting the big kids of the little league.
â€¢ SPORTSQUEE wishes more NFL players were like Warrick Dunn.