• A Michigan player punched a Notre Dame opponent during last weekend’s game? Rich Rodriguez has no idea what you’re talking about.

• Duke football players bedevil fans with their own shirtless poster.

• How did Lane Kiffin get to be the coaching genius that he is? By washing Reggie White’s car while his dad coached.

• Bills KR Leodis McKelvin decides not to press charges against the two teens who vandalized his yard after the Pats loss.

• Panthers WR Steve Smith loves teammate Jake Delhomme as a person, but hates him as a QB.

• Vince Young takes Steve McNair’s sons out for a Dear Dads breakfast.

• Russia’s richest man is interested in buying the New Jersey Nets.

• Now a look at today’s newsworthy headlines with your host, FauxPa.

• Emily Montforto isn’t the only precocious youngster to catch some amusing attention at the ol’ ballpark.

• Ron Artest hits the weights on Venice Beach - but not before bringing along some scantily-clad spotters.