Richard Seymour’s Wife Charged With Lynching

Why, you ask, would we be scared out of our shivvies by the wife of an NFL lineman? Well, maybe because Tanya Seymour, Pro Bowler Richard Seymour’s high school sweetheart and mother of his four children, was just charged with lynching … in South Carolina. Did we mention she’s African American? That’s got to take something, right? To be African American and charged with lynching in South Carolina?

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(Wait, this is Richard Seymour’s wife? Really?)

The details of Mrs. Seymour’s attack come from WLTX TV in  South Carolina, which claims that the assault came at a New Year’s Eve party. And while Seymour is charged with lynching, she didn’t actually try to string someone up. Rather, she just beat the woman senseles, sending a flurry of punches to her body and face. Lee Higgins, the Police Beat Reporter at THE STATE, the Columbia, S.C. daily, has the more in-depth take here.

One victim suffered a “busted lip and contusions under her right eye and to her finger,” according to an affidavit. The other “sustained a bruise to her left arm, scratches to her face and a sprained right wrist,” according to another affidavit. That victim also had a sore scalp from one attacker pulling her hair, it says.

Owwwww. And why would Mrs. Seymour launch such a heinous sneak attack on a fellow South Carolinian? Well, this may come as a shock (it shouldn’t), but old Richard was supposedly sleeping with the victim.

Seymour certainly wouldn’t be the first pro athlete to be accused — or even caught red handed — in that carnal indiscretion. Still, perhaps he should have considered who he was sleeping around on before going through with it.

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(Old Richard may be making a lot more of his own lunches in the future.)

According to MEDIATAKEOUT, the attack was entirely the result of Tanya Seymour learning about her husband’s infidelity … and acting swiftly.

Why you ask, well the three time super bowl champ reportedly wasn’t being faithful. So his wife and one of her girls paid the jump off a little visit and delivered some good old fashioned southern justice.

Naturally, this raises a couple of interesting questions: Why didn’t Tanya take out some of her aggression on big Rich himself? And, assuming she hasn’t yet, where is Richard right now? Because the Patriots might want to put him in some kind of a witness protection program. Sure, it’s his own fault, but he’s a pretty valuable asset for them.