Seems like everyone’s getting in on the prank game these days. While watching an interview take place between Phillies legend Gary Matthews and NBC reporter Dawn Timmeney, Scott Palmer, the Director of Public Affairs for the Phillies, thought he might play a little prank on the pair. The plan was to gently toss a baseball to the Sarge after the interview, presumably giving him a hilarious heart attack in the process. Unfortunately, Palmer misjudged his aim a bit and ended up hitting the female reporter in the boob.
THE FIGHTINS have the story, but the whole thing just seems more disappointing than anything else. Sure, a boob-knock is fun and all, but my oh my, this could have been so much more hilarious. A hit in the cranium, for instance. Or a smack to Sarge’s crotch. But, alas, the Prank God didn’t feel it was right to reward us with such a moment of brilliance. Instead, we must be satisfied with an ample boob bounce.
The disappointing video is after the jump.
See? Told ya. Sure, it’s fun and all - seeing Sarge’s look of shock, which we tried to capture in the above-the-jump image, is worth the price of admission - but it just seems like a wasted opportunity. It could’a been a contenda. It could’a been a Million-Hitter on YouTube.
5:09 pm on October 9th, 2008
Anytime there's an ample boob bounce, I'm satisfied.
10:50 pm on October 9th, 2008
Too bad she didn't take off her shirt and check for bruises.
11:04 pm on October 9th, 2008
I'll gladly offer my services as Dawn Timmeney's breast protector. My hands shall remain on her broadcasting boobies at all times, shielding her mammaries from any flying projectiles!
12:46 am on October 10th, 2008
I'd kiss it and make it all better.
11:23 am on October 10th, 2008
Good thing Dawn wasn't covering a bowling tournament.
12:00 pm on October 10th, 2008
The Phillies won yesterday. Maybe bouncing baseballs off of Dawn's boobs is good luck.
8:38 pm on October 10th, 2008
Poor lady's just trying to do her job.