• POP JOCKS remembers the late, great Robert Goulet and his snazzy shilling of ESPN College Basketball:

• JEN’S FREE THROWS sis-boom-bahs Greg Oden’s efforts to be the Blazers’ best darn cheerleader he can be.• THE WIZARD OF ODDS broadcasts an even better angle of last Sunday’s Mississippi Miracle.

• SAMMY’S SPORTS SERMONS shrieks out ghastly images of their All-Ugly All-Stars:

• TRAVEL GOLF hits news from the rough that a Japanese tournament turned down Michelle Wie, and not the other way around.• HALF COURT HEAVE bounces along their hours and hours of live-blogging the NBA’s opening night.

• 100% INJURY RATE is pump(kin)ed up about these jack o’lanterns-of-all-trades:

• CRACKED banana slugs it out in revealing their choices for most ridiculous sports nicknames.• THE LAZY EYE OF STUART SCOTT concurs that the San Antonio Spurs are a pretty darn good team.

• The NOTRE DAME OBSERVER finds one Irish fan f**king fed up with all the f**king swearing coming from the f**king student section:

• VEGAS WATCH crunches the numbers to see which Colts-Pats winner is the best bet to go undefeated.• I’M WRITING SPORTS asks the cliffhanging question - Can this be the end of the Yankees dynasty???