• Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian are gonna give love another chance.
It’s gotta be the new hair!
• Those 38 wins by the Memphis Tigers two years ago? The NCAA declares that it never happened.
• That seems a bit harsh. Next thing you’ll tell me, giving cream cheese to athletes would be considered an NCAA violation.
• Plaxico Burress pleads guilty to gun possession charge, will spend the next two seasons playing for the penal pigskin league.
• First Patrick Kane, and now Aqib Talib. Why do pro athletes hate cabbies so much?
• Venus & Serena Williams are set to buy into the Miami Dolphins. Nothing fishy about that - because dolphins are mammals! HA!
• Is having a Dale Earnhardt Sr. roller coaster really a good idea?
• Just where did Nike get its famous “Just Do It” slogan? Would you believe a murderer about to be executed by a firing squad?
• Steve Nash gnashes his teeth over Shaq stealing his TV show idea.
• What can top a hockey game at Wrigley Field or Fenway Park? How about a hockey game on the deck of an aircraft carrier?
