REGGIE’S OILED ABS DON’T DIMINISH LEINART DELUSION: The cover of the latest issue of the world’s most popular magazine for gay males fitness buffs, MEN’S FITNESS, features Reggie Bush:

While Bush’s baby-oiled abs are the focus of the majority of the magazine’s readers, we instead are intrigued by M-F touting “Matt Leinart Talks Super Bowl“.

Presumably the mag is referring to the “Bareback Bandit” hosting some sort of Scientology shindig before the big game in Phoenix next February (L. Ron Hubbard knows he won’t be on the field).