PLAYBOY MANSION BANS BUSH FOR VIOLATING CONDUCT: Scott Wolf of the LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS reports on this blog (via Wizard of Odds), “Our spies tell us former USC tailback Reggie Bush is persona non grata at the Playboy Mansion because of a conduct violation. And no, it was nothing involving a Playmate.”

Kim Kardashian isn’t a Playmate … is she? And shouldn’t that ban be for Bush’s violating conduct? And as a commenter noted, “or should he be persona non grotto?”