Reds Sarasota Spring Training Opens With Ryan Freel On Craigslist For Early Morning Fun

REDS SPRING TRAINING: PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT! TheBigLead trolls the Sarasota Craiglist personals so mere mortals (and baseball groupies holed up at the Super 8) don’t have to:

Case you’re wondering #1: Sarasota hosts the Cincinnati Reds.

Case you’re wondering #2: The only 40-man rostered player who fits that description is outfielder Ryan Freel (not that we’re saying it’s him, of course):

Ryan Freel Craiglist

Again, it’s probably not him though, since the CINCINNATI ENQUIRER reports Freel also enjoys stimulating conversation with an imaginary midget named Farney.

Ryan Freel

So you know he wouldn’t do anything crazy or stupid.

UPDATE: Another post: “Full of energy i need to let loose…..if you give a great massage, even better.