Red Sox Simponized Dont Touch Mike Piazzas Hair

• Woo-hoo! Eric Wilbur of BOSTON.COM d’ohes it in his Yawkey way as he Simpsonizes the Red Sox:

Manny Ramirez Simpsonized


• Speaking of the folks at 742 Evergreen Terrace, THE FEED opens its casting call for the Simpsons Sports Movie.

• SHAKEDOWN SPORTS gets a warning from Mike Piazza - Don’t touch the hair:

Mike Piazza Box Water Bottle


• 100% INJURY RATE lets the beat drrrrrrrrop, as the T-Wolves’ Troy Hudson hears his rap career go ‘Thud‘.

• Have no fear, Atlanta Falcons - EPIC CARNIVAL has five easy pieces that’ll fit in the Michael Vick puzzle:

Chris Chandler Star Wars Kid


• DC SPORTS BOG finds some Phillies phans celebrating the only way they know how: with pelvic thrusting!

• ZONER SPORTS turns down the knob in choosing the sportscasters they’d like to see muted:

Joe Theismann mute button


• SPORTS COLUMN is impressed with the double-dutch stylings of Floyd Mayweather Jr.

• EVERYDAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY has this Gamecock assesment from the Ol’ Ball Coach during Steve Spurrier’s turn at the SEC Media Days:

Spurrier Benjamins


I thought we had done something when we beat Clemson, but then Kentucky beat them in the bowl game.”

• RUMORS & RANTS congratulates the U.S. for winning the World Cup of American Football - although it took overtime to beat Japan.