The BOSTON GLOBE asked their readers to draw some humor from Roger Clemens’ drug denials. As a result, Red Sox Nation pitched up some photoshop fun with the Rocket.

Some fans don’t totally believe Roger’s been very truthful about his past:

Such actions can put a damper on a possible movie career:

Or cut into endorsement deals:

And even the TRENTONIAN gets in on the act:

Oh, wait. That one’s real. Don’t we feel like an ass.