Record Runner Slowed Up To Make More Money?

• World record-breaker Usain Bolt could have run even faster, but it could have cost the Jamaican sprinter more money down the road.

Usain Bolt Jamaican world record runner

• If he ran the Rams, Marshall Faulk would balk at Steven Jackson’s ongoing holdout.

Ocho Cinco no es bueno after suffering a shoulder injury.

• It took him three decades, but one college football fan has finally seen all 119 Division 1-A teams in action in person.

• A 7-year-old named Wrigley Fields will get to throw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field. Now’s a good time for any pregnant Boston baseball fans of Korean descent to christen their child Fenway Park.

• Speaking of pregnancies, Shawn Kemp is set to go ballin’ again in Italy.

Bill Belichick isn’t concerned how flat the Pats look without Tom Brady in the backfield.

• China does not have to answer to you, American capitalist media swine!

• But we still have questions about Beijing’s major cover-up - of corporate logos not affiliated with Olympic sponsors.

Curt Schilling writes about retiring & spending his golden years gorging on Baconators. (OK, maybe not the latter.)

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