â€¢ A debt-ridden professional poker player is arrested for killing his parents in an attempt to get at his inheritance sooner than scheduled.
â€¢ Jonathan Papelbon has a premonition that he isn’t long for this world.
â€¢ Isn’t there anyone who wants to stay #1 in college basketball?
â€¢ A 45-year-old Ohio man loses 200 pounds on his way to becoming a college wrestler.
â€¢ Late-night b-ball games are causing HS athletes to fall asleep in clas… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
â€¢ A Southern sports radio host gets 5 years in jail for defrauding investors.
â€¢ Skip Bayless says certain Cowboys claimed that QB Troy Aikman “played for both sides”, if you know what we mean.
â€¢ Indiana U. wanted to co-name their old basketball gym after the Big Ten’s first African-American player. Too bad the other name belonged to a racist.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s Silver Dancer caption contest is…
MostElectrifyingFan, who slams down this quip: Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling presents “Farmer’s Daughter - The Musical!”
Thanks for playing. A new contest shakes & shimmies your way tomorrow.