WE’RE PROUD TO PRESENT THE $92,000 SEASON TICKET: BLOOMBERG has a piece this week on the best sports deal this side of a parking pass next to Tampa Bay Devil Rays pitching coach Jim Hickey: The $92,000 season ticket.

Real Madrid has sold 61 single tickets this year to various companies and individuals worth nearly $100K apiece for the season. The ducat includes private jet travel to all away games, hotel accomodations on the road, and tickets (fancy that!) to all games.

The program has raised nearly $6M for the Spanish soccer club, which reported earnings last year of over $500M (the vast majority from brisk Walkie Talkie sales?).