SbB’s back from the Virgin Islands to the not-so-virgin South Beach.

• Randy Moss has his own dirty Derby with Miss Kentucky USA.

• Meanwhile, Mike Tirico gets the runaround from a PETA spokesperson when trying to ask a question about the Eight Belles tragedy.

• But the fallen filly is getting her revenge, thanks to this heavy horse in England.

• A Chicago columnist blows up over blow-up dolls in the White Sox clubhouse.

• That writer needs to relax. May this baby buy you a beer?

• The Yankee fan charged with running over a Red Sox Fan says she was just trying to scare the crowd when she drove straight into them.

• A Philly anchor says Marvin Harrison was the real victim here, apparently escaping from a “hit“.

• Who new Celtics fans would be so enamored with guys wearing Gino shirts?

• With UPS getting big ad bucks from Big Brown, what can other horses with corporate sponsorships do for you?

• The new Canadian Olympic outfits must have been inspired by the Don Cherry collection.