The woman who accused Randy Moss of battery may end up getting nothing for her trouble.

The BOSTON HERALD reports that Rachelle Washington and her attorney David McGill will likely end up empty-handed in their quest for payback. Moss lawyer Richard Sharpstein says, “She’s not going to get a nickel out of this and she’s going to get no satisfaction out of it.”

During the war of words between McGill and Moss agent Tim DiPietro, Randy’s camp was willing to give Washington $100,000 to keep quiet about the so-called incident. But McGill counter-offered with a $500,000 demand, adding, “Take it or leave it.”

Now the tables may have turned on McGill & Washington.

DiPietro plans on charging the pair with extortion and blackmail. And the planned restraining order against Moss might have to be reversed, as Sharpstein says, “Randy doesn’t want to go within 2,500 miles of this woman for the rest of his life.”

And Moss’ Florida lawyer couldn’t help put a pigskin spin on the situation: “This lawyer McGill has essentially taken a post pattern across the middle. He’s going to be knocked down and intercepted by the likes of the New England Patriots defense when it comes to the legal team that will be confronting him down here.”

Witty.