MEDIA UNCOVERING SHAVED METS A RAINBOW COALITION: If you’re a rockin’ baseball fan like us, then you know all about the buzz in the Mets clubhouse before their game yesterday in San Francisco.

Members of The Apple’s National League entry shaved their heads as a sign of solidarity, which the main media was sure to chronicle.

We can’t decide what the best part of the story is, Mets instructor Rickey Henderson telling the ASSOCIATED PRESS, “Some guys don’t have the head for it. They have lumps,” or that the gay website TOWEL ROAD felt the need to also incur an intimate examination of the proceedings.