Raiders’ Hall Will Put Up $70 Mil On Vick Behaving

OK, Michael Vick is leaps and bounds better than JaMarcus Russell. He may even be a decent guy, at least in his interactions with species of a non-canine persuasion. But how desperate do the Oakland Raiders have to be for a quarterback that they’re already campaigning for him to be starting behind center next year?

Michael Vick

(At least we know he looks good in Raiders colors.)

It’s one thing to voice support for a friend and former teammate. It’s another entirely to peg your contract to a felon making it on the outside. While Vick can throw a mean spiral, nobody can throw good money after bad like cornerback DeAngelo Hall, who’s willing to put up his $70 million contract as collateral that Vick won’t get into trouble with the law if the Raiders sign him.

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“I’ll put in my contract the same stipulations or whatever, man,” Hall told the newspaper. “I know anytime something like this happens, you wake up and smell the roses. After talking to Mike, he definitely knows what’s happening. He has a family, kids, a fiancee. He definitely wised up and got those riff-raffs away from him. He knows who his true friends are. He’ll move on and go from there.”

He’s not the only one clamoring for Vick to suit up in the silver and black. Oakland’s receivers are also pretty tired of balls being underthrown by 5 yards, and being hung out to dry over the middle by Russell’s wounded ducks.

Raiders receiver Ashley Lelie said, “You have to sign him, if you’re the Raiders. Trust me, I’ve played against him before. You don’t want him on the other team.”

Personally, I’m not satisfied with the only controversy in Oakland taking place in the front office. I miss the old days of George Atkinson, Jack Tatum and Todd Marinovich. So open that checkbook, Al Davis, for the good name of the Raiders, the once and future thugs.

8 comments

  1. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    2:13 pm on November 4th, 2008

    Michael Vick on the Raiders would be too perfect.

  2. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    2:16 pm on November 4th, 2008

    The Raiders might as well check the rest of Leavenworth's roster to see if there are any other felons worthy of suiting up in the silver & black.

  3. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    2:21 pm on November 4th, 2008

    Alameda County Humane Society, beware!

  4. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    2:28 pm on November 4th, 2008

    It's a shame Lane Kiffin won't be around to enjoy all this.

  5. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    3:44 pm on November 4th, 2008

    If Vick comes to the Raiders, will Oakland Coliseum stop playing "Who Let The Dogs Out"?

  6. GravatarThe Real EA Sports
    6:49 pm on November 4th, 2008

    The Oakland Raiders are a reality show that's begging to be made.

  7. GravatarLake Show
    7:55 pm on November 4th, 2008

    Why would DeAngelo, a defensive back, be trying so hard to get Vick, a quarterback? It's not like Vick is going to throw to him a lot.

  8. GravatarBrad James
    1:28 pm on November 5th, 2008

    That's perfect. Even when my Broncos are going through a slump, our a-hole rivals the Raiders are always there to make jackasses of themselves. Thanks, Al. This is so cliche and yet so awesome. War the Raiders forever being the toilet of the NFL.

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