â€¢ AWFUL ANNOUNCING changes the subject, as radio host Mike Greenberg doesn’t want to talk about co-host Mike Golic’s steroid use:
â€¢ The SMARTER GADGETS BLOG gives a toast to Prof. Manuel J. Castillo GarzÃ³n, who’s concluded that beer is actually better for you than water.â€¢ BRUINS NATION hits the rim with former UCLA star Baron Davis taking a verbal shot at Steve Lavin.
â€¢ Urine trouble now: STEROID NATION discovers that a Brazilian swimmer had swapped drug test specimens with her doctor.
â€¢ HOME RUN DERBY shakes their pom poms for the return of Mexican baseball cheerleaders:
â€¢ OJ MAYONNAISE holds an open house, as the USC basketball star eventually wants to get into real estate.â€¢ RUMORS AND RANTS warns relatives of the Minnesota Vikings not to die during the season, or it’s going to cost your football-playing family.
â€¢ The HAMILTON (ONT.) SPECTATOR learns that the CFL stands for Clean Football League, as this year’s Grey Cup is going green.