EAST WINDUP CHRONICLE continues to find brilliance overseas as we add to our series: “Sports We Wish We’d Invented”. Apparently, a future recipient of the Nobel Awesome Prize from Korea decided to take racing models (a combination of car show models, UFC ring girls, and actual racing venues) and make them compete against each other in billiards.

This may be the greatest combination since Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. (”You got your scantily-clad models in my pool hall!” “You got your pool hall in my scantily-clad models!”) This year’s competition between Korea and Russia (national pride always gets the blood flowing) has a special twist as well.

Apparently, there’s a wheel and then it’s spun and then there’s clothes removal and… look, we don’t quite understand all of this, but we don’t know that we need to understand it or even find it the least bit useful to know its greatness. Some events are innately great.