Prostitute Wants to ‘Get on her Knees’ For Mosley

On Thursday, Formula one boss Max Mosley won £60,000 in his privacy action against the NEWS OF THE WORLD who falsely accused him of taking part in a “sick Nazi orgy”. Things just keep getting better for Max, on Friday a woman told the press that she was ready to get down on her knees for him.

Max Mosley

That woman is none other than “Woman E” the prostitute who secretly taped the Nazi German themed five-hour orgy who broke her silence last night. TIMES ONLINE reports “Woman E, who was paid about £10,000 for the Sky interview, said that she would ‘get on her knees and apologise’ to Mr Mosley, adding: ‘I didn’t think about what I was doing. I was stupid, naive.’”

Aside from using this interview to apologize to Max, Woman E also educated those of us who may  not know the difference between a German prison-themed five hour orgy and a Nazi-themed five hour orgy.

Asked for the difference between a German prison scene and a Nazi theme, Woman E said: “We didn’t go, you know, think, ‘Oh God, we were doing Nazi’, or ‘We are going to do this because of what happened years ago and we are going to play this role’. It was going to involve German speaking, certain uniforms, prison uniforms, and then we were to act out what we were told to do.” 

Oh, because there was nobody there checking for historical accuracy,that’s why. Next time, I’ll be sure to include that in my Craigslist ad - “SWM seeks prostitutes and historian with an expertise in early 20th Century Germany for Nazi-themed Orgy.”We got to do this thing right, and now I know what I need. Thanks Woman E.