Found: The Perfect Michael Irvin Stocking Stuffer!

It’s been a rough few weeks for the Dallas Cowboys, and if you’re like me, you’ve been looking to help them kill the pain (right!). And I’m happy to report that DigitalHowie at Flickr.com has just the thing:

Dallas Cowboys Bong

(Riddell reaching a whole new demographic! Yay!)

OK, as a Chiefs fan, this might be just the thing to get that pesky shower rod out of my life.

So how the hell do we all get one?

Howie’s rather colorful description:

Me and friend, Motel Todd, were out at the Henderson Street Bazaar, a long time Fort Worth weekend only flea market, and came upon a booth where a dude was selling “water” pipes. The first thing I noticed wasn’t the bongs or blown glass pipes but this pipe made from a miniature Dallas Cowboys football helmet. I asked him how much it was and he said $15. I got my Pulp Fiction BAD MOTHERF—-ER wallet out and gave him the money. I told Todd, “This is the coolest f**king pipe I’ve ever seen.”

The vendor also had pipes like this for other NFL teams. I’m sure the NFL wouldn’t be too happy about America’s Team, or the other teams, being represented in this way. Oh, well. Big f-ing deal. The f-ing thing is cool as hell. Period. Once I got it home I took this photo of it.

Boy, did this merch revelation make Michael Irvin’s day. And Nate Newton’s. And Shaun Ellis’. And Mike Patterson’s. And Barret Robbins’. And Ed Johnson’s. And…