Problem With BCS Now Isn’t Just The Computers

Isn’t it about time to bring in beauty pageant parasite Donald Trump to oversee the BCS?

USC ranked six spots ahead of Oregon one week after getting crushed by Ducks

Oops, appears he already does.

Never mind that Oregon nearly came back from a huge deficit against perhaps the most underrated team in the country yesterday in Stanford. And that Arizona State, despite a putrid performance and junior high-grade QB, still had a chance to beat USC with its final possession last night.

On the bright side, the overnight office security guards grad assistants of coaches like Steve Spurrier and Joe Paterno clearly have futures as regulars at The Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd.