Thanks to KOTAKU, we have a warning for wrestling fans and entertainment executives everywhere: this is what happens when you let your Marketing department plan your introductions.

“Hey, the kids are into the Guitar Hero; my little Dylan can’t stop playing long enough to come to the dinner table or notice when I’ve disappeared two hours to ‘answer email’ and hit the Pippi Longstocking fetish chat room. We should combine the two somehow. Maybe we could hand huge men these little toys and let them indulge their rock star dreams?”

But watch out, TNA Wrestling. You don’t want your big hulking men to end up like this big hulking man:

(You can practically see Joel Zumaya’s wrist begging for mercy)

You’ll have to open a M*A*S*H ward just for the repetitive stress injuries. Instead, these are small plastic guitars that could be rigged just so… have the wrestlers smash them over each other’s heads! Now that’s quality entertainment.

(Or, if you let that woman have a microphone again, I have a suggestion for another target…)