RANDBALL bounces over this fun little video of the big three presidential candidates speaking to that most coveted sector of the voting public - wrestling fans!
Hillary Rodham Clinton implores viewers that for tonight, just call her “Hill-Rod”. Meanwhile, in an amusing nod to former WWE star The Rock, fellow Democrat Obama asks special interest groups who’ve been impeding goverment progress, “Do You Smell What Barack is Cooking?”
And John McCain channels Ric Flair & Hulk Hogan, as he announces “To be the man, you got to beat the man,” while calling upon his “McCainamaniacs” to get him to the White House in November.
Apparently the candidates’ clips will be shown during tonight’s special 3-hour episode of WWE Raw. But now that you’ve seen it, guess there’s no reason to tune in now. Sorry.
Wait, there is another reason. Also scheduled on the program is the King of the Ring tournament. So, this would appear to be a conflict of interest.
If the suits at Stamford, CT, would read up on their American History, this country established the presidency over 200 years ago so this great nation would no longer have to suffer under the control of kings (namely, King George III). And now to feature presidential candidates on a program that’s bringing back the monarchy?
Well, we’re gonna veto tonight’s proceedings! Unless they’re nothing else on. Which there usually isn’t. So, never mind.