Blog-O-Rama: Port-A-Potty Run At The Preakness

• FRIENDS OF THE PROGRAM knows that nothing personifies the pageantry of the Preakness like running across port-a-potties while dodging beers.

Preakness Port-A-Potty Run

• We earlier served up the story on how Jared Allen’s KC bar would fare with the DE being traded to the Vikings. Now the KANSAS CITY STAR follows up that the ex-Chief’s establishment has closed its doors.

• BABES LOVE BASEBALL conjures up another edition of Voodoo Sabermetrics - this time starring Ken Griffey, Jr. Maybe they’ve discovered what a changed man he is.

• David Warner of AOL FANHOUSE tunes in to see that we’re one step closer to ESPN The Ocho.

• THE SPORTS HERNIA captures the hair-raising spectacle of the crop on this Celtics fan’s cranium.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY has some fun animation of how Bill Belichick really stole the Jets’ signals (featuring a cameo by Charlie Weis).

Andrew Hess of the West Michigan Whitecaps chows down on what meal options fellow minor leaguers face.

• JOE SPORTS FAN crunches out 13 easy steps to make your next trip to Gold’s Gym a golden experience.