Thank god for the investigative journalism skills of Dan Gross of the PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS. Yesterday, the NEW YORK POST reported on an anonymous Philly 76er who balloon-implanted sex worker Mary Carey “wrapped her legs around and made out with in front of clubgoers.”
It’s kinda embarrassing for said player, since Gross also reports that he said he was a “fan” of her movies and told her she was a “goddess.” Ugh.
The player identified: Jason Smith. Also in the Sixers party was Louis Amundson and the immortal Shavlik Randolph.
We’re not saying it wouldn’t be fun to make out with a porn star once, providing she had a laminated one sheet of her latest lab results handy. But the “goddess” thing is a little embarrassing.