Porn Star Says MLBer Pat Burrell Was “Immature”

Patrick Berkery of PHILLY BURBS has a fun note for us this morning:

Porn Star Sophia Rossi says Pat Burrell is immature

(Hopefully she was referring to his personality)

Porn star Sophia Rossi told Howard Stern this morning that she slept with Pat Burrell and that the former Phillies LF was “immature.”

Wow, can you BELIEVE THAT? Unreal! I mean, who knew that someone actually still subscribes to Sirius?

Sadly, Stern didn’t press Rossi for details, since we all know he has no clue who Burrell is. If only she’d tagged O.D.B., then we’d get a full rundown of his bathroom etiquette.

I will say though that the use of the word “immature” is a little embarrassing for Burrell, considering we don’t know if Rossi is referring to his personality or, uh, you know.

I can’t believe Burrell wouldn’t treat this dainty, shrinking violet with the utmost dignity and respect (click on the pics for larger versions):

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi

16 comments

  1. GravatarEl Stinko
    12:01 pm on March 5th, 2009

    Thanks for the mammaries.

  2. GravatarRU Ready
    12:09 pm on March 5th, 2009

    Immature - that's what Pigvomit called Howard near the end of "Private Parts".

  3. GravatarScott @ WFNY
    12:18 pm on March 5th, 2009

    Sirius is great, FWIW.

    Rossi's ride on the Sybian didn't get a mention?

  4. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    1:30 pm on March 5th, 2009

    If you can't believe a porn star, who can you believe?

  5. GravatarYoungGunn
    1:37 pm on March 5th, 2009

    Pretty nice set there.

  6. GravatarArtie's Triple Chin
    1:49 pm on March 5th, 2009

    Mantra and yantra creates tantra

  7. GravatarTheSmokingGun
    1:53 pm on March 5th, 2009

    A friend of mine who used to work in baseball said there was a rumor going around that Burrell likes to go down on dudes! 

  8. Gravatarshotgun517
    2:44 pm on March 5th, 2009

    lucky dude!!

  9. GravatarGeorge OLearys Cow
    3:18 pm on March 5th, 2009

    For Immature Audiences Only.

  10. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    3:55 pm on March 5th, 2009

    Pat must have had a lot of fun with those funbags.

  11. Gravatarsapdiesel
    7:29 pm on March 5th, 2009

    The rumor was…he was the BF of the editor of "Out" magazine.  Weird.

  12. GravatarJose Canyousee
    8:00 pm on March 5th, 2009

    At least it was a female porn star. If this were Mike Piazza, who knows?

  13. GravatarLord Corn
    1:37 am on March 6th, 2009

    There used to be interesting stuff on this site.

  14. GravatarOliver Kloezoff
    1:48 am on March 6th, 2009

    Porn stars aren't interesting? What's wrong with you?

  15. GravatarCT Rider
    1:50 am on March 6th, 2009

    There's another rumor about Pat being a bed wetter (even as a grown up) I wonder if that's what she meant.

  16. GravatarRocking Ham
    5:41 am on March 6th, 2009

    What she probably meant was, that he wouldn't part with some big bucks for gifts(diamonds, a Bentley, a Cartier watch, those kinds of gifts), so she was making him pay in other ways. Wouldn't be the first time a floozy rode a jock to fame and fortune.

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