Patrick Berkery of PHILLY BURBS has a fun note for us this morning:
(Hopefully she was referring to his personality)
Porn star Sophia Rossi told Howard Stern this morning that she slept with Pat Burrell and that the former Phillies LF was “immature.”
Wow, can you BELIEVE THAT? Unreal! I mean, who knew that someone actually still subscribes to Sirius?
Sadly, Stern didn’t press Rossi for details, since we all know he has no clue who Burrell is. If only she’d tagged O.D.B., then we’d get a full rundown of his bathroom etiquette.
I will say though that the use of the word “immature” is a little embarrassing for Burrell, considering we don’t know if Rossi is referring to his personality or, uh, you know.
I can’t believe Burrell wouldn’t treat this dainty, shrinking violet with the utmost dignity and respect (click on the pics for larger versions):












12:01 pm on March 5th, 2009
Thanks for the mammaries.
12:09 pm on March 5th, 2009
Immature - that's what Pigvomit called Howard near the end of "Private Parts".
12:18 pm on March 5th, 2009
Sirius is great, FWIW.
Rossi's ride on the Sybian didn't get a mention?
1:30 pm on March 5th, 2009
If you can't believe a porn star, who can you believe?
1:37 pm on March 5th, 2009
Pretty nice set there.
1:49 pm on March 5th, 2009
Mantra and yantra creates tantra
1:53 pm on March 5th, 2009
A friend of mine who used to work in baseball said there was a rumor going around that Burrell likes to go down on dudes!
2:44 pm on March 5th, 2009
lucky dude!!
3:18 pm on March 5th, 2009
For Immature Audiences Only.
3:55 pm on March 5th, 2009
Pat must have had a lot of fun with those funbags.
7:29 pm on March 5th, 2009
The rumor was…he was the BF of the editor of "Out" magazine. Weird.
8:00 pm on March 5th, 2009
At least it was a female porn star. If this were Mike Piazza, who knows?
1:37 am on March 6th, 2009
There used to be interesting stuff on this site.
1:48 am on March 6th, 2009
Porn stars aren't interesting? What's wrong with you?
1:50 am on March 6th, 2009
There's another rumor about Pat being a bed wetter (even as a grown up) I wonder if that's what she meant.
5:41 am on March 6th, 2009
What she probably meant was, that he wouldn't part with some big bucks for gifts(diamonds, a Bentley, a Cartier watch, those kinds of gifts), so she was making him pay in other ways. Wouldn't be the first time a floozy rode a jock to fame and fortune.