Porn Star Says MLBer Pat Burrell Was “Immature”

Patrick Berkery of PHILLY BURBS has a fun note for us this morning:

Porn Star Sophia Rossi says Pat Burrell is immature

(Hopefully she was referring to his personality)

Porn star Sophia Rossi told Howard Stern this morning that she slept with Pat Burrell and that the former Phillies LF was “immature.”

Wow, can you BELIEVE THAT? Unreal! I mean, who knew that someone actually still subscribes to Sirius?

Sadly, Stern didn’t press Rossi for details, since we all know he has no clue who Burrell is. If only she’d tagged O.D.B., then we’d get a full rundown of his bathroom etiquette.

I will say though that the use of the word “immature” is a little embarrassing for Burrell, considering we don’t know if Rossi is referring to his personality or, uh, you know.

I can’t believe Burrell wouldn’t treat this dainty, shrinking violet with the utmost dignity and respect (click on the pics for larger versions):

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi

Sophia Rossi