Porn Star Beats Up Husband; Gina Carano Next?

It would be nice if Gina Carano could face an opponent with strong fighting skills who could also share her same sex appeal. Because as far as gals that can kick your ass, Gina’s quite a looker (despite Kit Cope’s criticisms). Well, we may have finally found Gina’s match in porn star Stormy Daniels.

Stormy Daniels

As Rick noted in this morning’s Speed Read, Ms. Daniels was arrested last Saturday on charges of domestic battery. Stormy - who’s known off the set as Stephanie Gregory Clifford - reported became upset at her husband over an unpaid bill & began throwing things at him.

But Stormy denies erupting into a raging tempest toward her better half. Why, it was all just a wacky misunderstanding!

(As you would expect, more stunning pics of Stormy after the jump.)

(Click on the pics for larger versions.)

Stormy Daniels

From the ST. PETERSBURG TIMES:

She told officers she was just trying to get the car keys that her husband was holding over his head and accidentally hit him in the face several times, according to the arrest report.

Stormy Daniels

In addition to her adult film duties, Daniels is also an aspiring politician, as she’s seeking a U.S. Senate seat in Louisiana. With responses like this, she’s already a natural. And if you don’t think a porn star can get elected to office, you haven’t heard the story of Cicciolina.

Stormy Daniels

As far as making a move to MMA, it might be good for Stormy to have a secondary career in her back pocket in case her political ambitions fizzle out. Besides, “Stormy Daniels” is already a perfect fighting name.

Stormy Daniels

Just imagine if she were on the cover of EA Sports’ upcoming game - it would sell more copies than every version of Madden & Super Mario Kart combined.

Stormy Daniels

I say go for it, Stormy! It worked out fine for LaTasha Marzolla.

7 comments

  1. GravatarChad
    3:16 pm on July 30th, 2009

    In the third photo (hot pink), that thing was ’shopped’ somethin’ serious…those are THREE different women….her head (now there’s a start!), a second woman’s body (ok, we’ve all seen that before), and a third woman’s arms! Holy schnikies, that’s a new personal high for me.

  2. GravatarDave
    3:29 pm on July 30th, 2009

    So much for her supposed run for Senate against David Vitter in LA….

  3. GravatarBuzzlightyear
    4:09 pm on July 30th, 2009

    on porneskimo.com some nice free movies of her, but without make up holy crap is she ugly!!!!

  4. GravatarHello Heisman...
    4:50 pm on July 30th, 2009

    Gina Carano is fat as hell…and not in a good way

  5. GravatarMasschine
    7:49 pm on July 30th, 2009

    A whole new meaning to ‘I’d hit that’ when she hits back.

  6. GravatarGM-Carson
    9:24 am on July 31st, 2009

    Total hardon looking at her done-up pics, total limp when she’s “all natural”.

  7. Gravataranon
    12:34 am on August 18th, 2009

    isn’t that always the case though? women, masters at disguising all of their ‘flaws’.

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