• If Visanthe Shiancoe’s NFL career doesn’t pan out, there’s always the open invitation to join the adult film industry.

• Carmelo Anthony’s favorite kind of record - 33 in the 3rd.

• Vassily Ivanchuk could face a two-year ban for doping - not from the NHL, but from the World Chess Federation.

• Boys & girls playing basketball together? That’s too sinful for our schools!

• A Portland columnist says Greg Oden seems a bit down lately.

• Ricky Hatton gets some pre-fight encouragement from Oasis.

• There’s panties a-plenty in this vivacious video of the UCLA Undie Run.

• Before shooting from the hip, Plaxico paid a visit to a strip club - where he’s unpopularly known for pinching pennies.

• And the winner of today’s Kobe-Steve summit caption contest is…

el freako, with this O’Neal-inspired observation: Nash: “Yeah maybe it is easier to win league MVP without a Big Cactus under your a**”

Thanks for playing. One more contest bounces your way tomorrow.